Sunday, June 25, 2006

Chantelle and Preston and Celebrity Big Brother

Chantelle - a giggle on a stick; the only woman I've ever seen to affectedly brush her hair away from her face and then put it back in exactly the same place!

Preston - about as much presence and charisma as one of those pretend furry cats and dogs that are supposed to look lifelike and make a room seem less empty.

Together - two halves of one brain cell that have finally met each other and recognised that they share the same IQ - 1!

Even less punch than a nebbish! At least when a nebbish walks in, it feels as though somebody has just left. With these two, not even a ripple!

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